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Happy Fringemas from Fox!

      Email Post       12/16/2008 03:00:00 PM      

Fox has release a Fringe-tastic version of "The Night Before Christmas", featuring Walter and his recount of the season so far.
'Twas the night before Fringemas, and all through the lab,
are body parts, organs, a corpse on a slab.
The beakers and flasks antiseptically clean,
with holiday chemicals dyed red and green.

The agents are nested all snug in their beds,
hoping for dreams without bursting of heads.
And here I am spiking my eggnog with rye,
recalling the joys of a year just flown by.

A gruesome attack on a jaw-dropping flight,
allowed my escape from the men dressed in white.
We needed to contact the brain trapped within,
a comatose agent with translucent skin.

A woman who wanted a quick one night stand,
gave birth to a baby the size of a man.
And then came the fellow who went half insane,
from the terrible sights in his radio brain.

On Peter, On Astrid, On Charlie, and Gene!
We'll find Mr. Broyles is securing the scene.
To the sight of the blast, then back we repair,
after seeing a capsule and a main without hair.

As dry leaves before the wild hurricane fly,
our magnetic pigeons took to the sky.
We blew up a papaya, just like the girls brain,
and out formula stopped it from happening again.

A man had a parasite wrapped 'round his heart,
a marvelous creature near tore him apart.
An unsolved equation, to my utmost chagrin,
forced my return to the nut house again.

When a Massive Dynamic man fell with a splatter,
Twas poisonous toads at the heart of the matter.
Once more in the dreamscape, Olivia sought,
to commune with her traitorous love, John Scott.

As jolly old Santa used chimneys, not doors,
a man breached vaults thought the walls and the floors.
But leaving no toys, they stole mine instead,
who's secrets I locked in my very own head.

A new year commences with the passing of old,
after 17 years I came back from the cold.
Experiments finished, and new ones begun,
a new little family, complete with my son.

So much has happened, and so much is about to,
and we don't want to locate the pattern without you.
There's madness afoot, so until our next fright,
Merry Fringemas to all, and to all a Fringe night!
Transcript by Fringepedia.net


Anonymous said...

I love it, and what's even better it's interesting recap of cases and inventions we saw by now :) nice one Fox!

Anonymous said...

Epic. Walter finally got Astrid's name right!

Capcom said...

That is great! :-D Thanks for posting it here, I keep forgetting to check the Fox site.

tallone said...

That was really good. Very clever. Nice recap.

Anonymous said...

love the show but cringe every time you say Astrids' name. Americans slaughter it every time. As a Swedish/German person with this name I've yet to hear it pronounced correctly. White Oleander did this also. It should be sounding like: Us Treed or Us Trid, as the "A" sound is like ah. Hispanic people are the only other culture that pronounce my name correctly. Why can't Americans? Just had to vent but the show other than that is great, like X-files. Thx.

Dennis said...

Us-trid might be they correct way to pronounce your name, but the correct way to pronounce Astrid Farnsworth's name, is however she pronounces it - since it's her name.

See: http://www.hulu.com/watch/34770/fringe-the-same-old-story?c=1313:1325

lost2010 said...

That was great!

Anonymous said...

He say's toys though, not ties.

Who steals ties on christmas?

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